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DOGS LOVE BIRDS

Birds love Lunch.

Mr. Lunch is very good at chasing birds.

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The birds want you to know:

When humans ask us birds questions about working with Mr. Lunch,
we find they are often wondering about the same thing...
ON THE JOB INJURIES.

Does that dog bite?
NOT AT ALL.

Ruffle feathers?
Hardly...or, gently!

Mr. Lunch is not a bird-catcher,
he is a professional bird-chaser.

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AMBROSE, the upright red bird, can't even remember his first day on the job.
He has been here since he was a baby red bird.
Mr. Lunch recalls that Ambrose was a good egg, 'out of the blue.'

FALCONE, the homing pigeon, left all of his pigeon friends and the plaza behind.
He left to join-up with Mr. Lunch. He says, "I've never been happier, or flown faster."

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POSSIBLY you are a bird wishing to work with Mr. Lunch.

Write us a letter, we don't have any bird slots open presently, as few birds leave.
Maybe someday...maybe next time Mr. Lunch gets his Migration Migraine.
That happens when Mr. Lunch gets a pile of "We Will Be Absent" notes
from birds who have left for some hot spot.

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with the birds

The birds like to vote on the BEST BOOKS.
These are the books they recommend to the interested.

* BACK TO MR LUNCH * OTHER PLACES OF INTEREST: * * * Space Monkey * * * * * * Bubblesoap * * * * * * * * * Mr. Lunch * * * * * * * * * Olive * * * * * * * * * Books * * * * * *