M O N K E Y B U S I N E S S
Annual Report A Message from the CEO

Over ONE MILLION products made

The actual Millionth product, the cherished manufacturing milestone, continues to sit amongst plants and pebbles in a field, housing Penelope (the pink bug). Despite heavy rains and heavy snail traffic, it is in 100% perfect condition.

A new factory...in Space! She says the Monkey Business products can be achieved as a purer form. She has done the math.
Space Monkey is still determined to learn how to fly. Penelope, who is tutoring him in the art of flying, reports that Space Monkey is doing extremely well, especially for a un-winged beast.

A PERSONAL MONKEY NOTE: All this flying is reminding me of my astronaut days. I keep thinking how nice it would be to go back to space...maybe next summer.

I've started visiting my old rocketship. Once a month I fill up my oil can and drive over to the Air and Space Museum. That's where the rocketship is parked.

It looks as good as ever. Definitely space worthy. I bring some clean-up cloths and metal cleanser and make that spaceship shine. Then I like to climb inside and pretend I'm in space again. People at the museum take my picture while I yell out astronaut commands; "Take-off," "Steady," and "Mission Accomplished!"

I do know a lot about space. If you click on my photo I will share my profound understanding of our universe's planets with you.

Check out the new kind of rocketships NASA is building these days. Compare it to the model I drove.


Number of Products Finished since number One Million:

Oddly, we finish a product at the same rate someone visits this page.


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